• Not a big fan of realtime communication either, but isn't a 'chat' always synchronous unlike say an email?

    Anyways there was something which addressed the first part of your problem - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptocat , all that was needed was a link to the chat and anyone could chat through their browser is a secure way; But it's gone now.

     

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